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Number
Date
Location
Success
Notes
May 20, 2025

Elbo Room, Fort Lauderdale

Basically just made eye contact at a bar, started talking, she was shitfaced and her friends being good people saved her from a creepy dude like me

May 22, 2025

Westin Fort Lauderdale Beach Resort

Tried approaching someone in the elevator, asked if she was coming or going… she was going… then I felt awkward and didn’t really know where to take it. We both were staying on the same floor so it was like this funny moment where it was like “okay, have a good one…” Something like this hopefully won’t count by late summer but I’m showing myself grace

May 23, 2025

Turkish airlines lounge at Miami airport

Got the fucking number!! Broke the ice by asking her to watch my luggage when I went to the bathroom (“Will you be my bodyguard?”) then 20 minutes later she bantered back! (“Your turn to be the bodyguard”) I further was like “random question are you a student?” Because she was writing in a notebook. Because I was going to an obscure college town, I though if she is too, it’s a sign from God. But we just hit it off. Final line was “would it be weird if we connected?”